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Strain Description: Bubba Fett [orig: Pre-98 Bubba Kush x Stardawg] is a potent indica dominant strain, with flavors of sweet berries layered with kush, lemon, and sandalwood.
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RYTHM’s team uses just ice, water, heat and pressure to craft Live Rosin extracts. The result: 100% chemical-free solventless concentrates that are the culmination of clean AF, true-to-plant taste—exactly like their growers intended. Expect only the plant’s purest quality and most complete terpene profiles. Plus, much like fine wine, the rosin in RYTHM Solventless develops unique flavors as it ages. Their team is especially psyched about the smooth, long-lasting tastes that linger on the palate, easier exhales and gentler nose feel. Cannabis connoisseurs, this one’s for you.

Embark on a journey of enlightenment with Jack Herer, a sativa-dominant strain that embodies the epitome of cannabis excellence. Crafted from the esteemed lineage of Haze, Northern Lights #5, and Shiva Skunk, this legendary cultivar offers a blend of invigorating effects and flavors.
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Visually, Jack Herer dazzles with its dense, emerald-green buds adorned with fiery orange hairs and shimmering trichomes, reminiscent of a sun-kissed forest glade. Its aroma is that of earthy pine and zesty citrus, complemented by subtle floral notes that dance on the senses. With its primary terpenes, this strain tantalizes the palate with a complex blend of flavors, ranging from spicy herbal undertones to hints of sweet fruit.
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The effects of Jack Herer are as legendary as its namesake, offering a cerebral
high that uplifts the spirit and ignites creativity. Its sativa genetics induce a
cerebral buzz characterized by enhanced focus, creativity, and mental clarity,
making it an ideal choice for daytime use. Meanwhile, its energizing properties
provide a burst of motivation and vitality, perfect for powering through daytime activities with ease. With Jack Herer, every moment becomes an opportunity for revelation and exploration.
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Strain Type: Sativa
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Lineage: [Haze] x [Northern Lights #5 x Shiva Skunk]
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Breeder: Sensi Seeds
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Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Ocimene, Myrcene
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Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Energizing, Creative, Focused, Motivated
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Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Pine, Herbal, Cloves

Funyuns was born from the fusion of two modern classics, Sunset Sherbert and GMO. This indica-leaning hybrid boasts a terpene profile dominated by Limonene, Linalool, and Humulene, working in harmony to produce a euphoric high with sedative qualities. The aroma emanating from Funyuns is reminiscent of a floral and hoppy IPA, enticing the senses with its inviting fragrance.
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Enthusiasts report Funyuns to be the perfect companion for nights plagued by persistent aches and pains, offering a sleepy high and euphoric body effects that help alleviate discomfort and promote restful sleep. Whether unwinding with a familiar show or diving into a book, a dose of Funyuns ensures a night filled with relaxation and tranquility. Its buds, characterized by a squatty and short appearance with above-average density, often exhibit a deep shade of violet and a thick coat of trichomes, making them visually striking.
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Prepare for a drowsy journey with Funyuns as its effects gradually envelop you in deep relaxation. Users may find themselves succumbing to a wave of yawns, stretching, and a longing for an empty bed. While the physical effects typically culminate in a blissful nap, accompanied by a strong bout of the munchies, this strain promises a serene experience for those seeking relief from the stresses of the day.
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Strain Type: Indica
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Lineage: [Sunset Sherbert] x [GMO]
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Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
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Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool, Humulene
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Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Appetite Aid, Sedated
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Top Reported Strain Flavors: Floral, Savory, Spicy, Earthy
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The Pack – The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Spark a vibe with Donny Burger, a tantalizing hybrid strain that combines the best of its lineage to offer a truly unique cannabis experience. With a genetic makeup rich in diverse terpenes, Donny Burger promises a symphony of flavors and effects that cater to both the body and mind.
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Donny Burger’s appearance is as captivating as its effects, with dense, resinous buds that boast hues of deep green and hints of purple, accented by fiery orange pistils. The generous coating of trichomes gives these nugs a sparkling, frosty appearance, hinting at the potency within.
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Thanks to its diverse terpene profile, Donny Burger delights the palate with a complex flavor profile that includes notes of spicy earthiness, zesty citrus, and subtle floral undertones. Enthusiasts can expect a balanced high that starts with a euphoric uplift and transitions into a deeply relaxing body buzz. Whether you’re looking to unwind after a long day or enhance social experiences, Donny Burger is sure to leave a lasting impression.
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Strain Type: Hybrid
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Lineage: [GMO] x [Han Solo Burger]
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Breeder: Skunk House Genetics
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Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Terpinene, Myrcene, Humulene
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Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Body-High, Social, Talkative
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Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pine, Herbal, Floral, Peppery
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The Pack – The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk”, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain born from the union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush. This funky bud embodies the best qualities of its celebrity parentage, delivering an enticing combination of palate-pleasing flavors and potent effects. As you partake in Dr. Funkenstein, the flavor profile reflects its genetic heritage, providing a delightful combination of sweet berry and earthy sharpness that activates on the exhale.
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The strain’s appearance features tight, compact popcorn-shaped dark forest green nugs adorned with thick, furry orange hairs, and each nug is generously coated with a frosty layer of white crystal trichomes and sticky resin. The strain’s dense buds and prominent trichome coverage not only contribute to its visual appeal but also underscore its potential strength.
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Dr. Funkenstein induces an almost psychedelic high, pleasantly enveloping both mind and body. With an onset marked by euphoria and cerebral stimulation, it gradually transitions into a powerful body buzz, leaving consumers in a state of deep relaxation and couch-lock. As the high peaks, expect a strong case of the munchies and a gentle descent into introspection, accompanied by a mild sedative effect. These characteristics may make Dr. Funkenstein a suitable choice for managing conditions such as chronic pain, depression, anxiety, and appetite loss.
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Strain Type: Hybrid
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Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
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Breeder: Royal King Seeds
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Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
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Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
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Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet
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The Pack – The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Strain Description Brownie Scout [orig: A Green Thumb original] is an indica dominant strain, offering a spicy-sweet profile and the feeling of blissful relaxation.
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RYTHM’s team uses just ice, water, heat and pressure to craft Live Rosin extracts. The result: 100% chemical-free solventless concentrates that are the culmination of clean AF, true-to-plant taste—exactly like their growers intended. Expect only the plant’s purest quality and most complete terpene profiles. Plus, much like fine wine, the rosin in RYTHM Solventless develops unique flavors as it ages. Their team is especially psyched about the smooth, long-lasting tastes that linger on the palate, easier exhales and gentler nose feel. Cannabis connoisseurs, this one’s for you.

Finely ground cannabis flowers rolled ahead of time, commonly known as joints or blunts. More adventurous consumers might experiment with infused pre rolls that contain cannabis concentrates to amplify the flowers’ entourage effects in enhanced flavor and potency. Pre rolls typically have an immediate onset with effects lasting an average of  2 – 4 hours. 
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Description courtesy of Jane

Introducing Franken Pie, an Indica-dominant strain crafted from the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie. This strain offers a robust and deeply relaxing experience, ideal for those in pursuit of tranquility. With primary terpenes like Myrcene, Limonene, and trans-Caryophyllene, Franken Pie boasts a unique flavor profile providing both a sweet and savory twist to the smoking experience.
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Franken Pie’s taste is as diverse as its effects, delivering a blend of flavors that
intrigue and satisfy the palate. Enjoying joints, pipes, or vaporizers ensures each session promises a flavorful journey that’s both tranquil and euphoric. As you indulge in Franken Pie, anticipate a potent and relaxing experience that eases the body and calms the mind, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply finding inner peace.
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With Franken Pie, relaxation is effortless. Its Indica dominance ensures a tranquil state of being, allowing users to sink into a deep sense of calmness and contentment. Whether a seasoned enthusiast or new to cannabis, Franken Pie invites exploration into the soothing embrace of its effects and the richness of its flavors. Users report feelings of relaxation and euphoria, while its terpene profile indicates this strain may have pain-relieft, anti-inflammatory, and antidepressant properties.
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Strain Type: Indica
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Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]
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Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
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Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene
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Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming
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Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery